“I said ‘I’ll take care of it when I get to it.’ I’ve now said it twice. There won’t be a third time.”
This should be my motto
Wanton Thoughts
Wanton means random. I looked it up.
There has been a long running joke that my cat Olive is so fat she resembles a Manatee. My brother created this ‘lolcat’ picure for me… Hahahaha
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die
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Simplify
I need to simplify my life. Probably just like everyone else, I have too much going on at once. Too much to think about. Work is too busy, its non stop thinking and negotiating and creating and planning and discussing. I try to workout 5x a week. I write a few blogs. My cat needs shit constantly including being brushed, vacumming up her damn fur, cleaning her fur off everything, feeding her and cleaning the litter box. Then there’s the cleaning, laundry, personal hygiene, cooking, food shopping, etc I have to do. On top of that, I must keep up with Words with Friends Scrabble with friends, Tumblr, Pinterest, Twitter, and Instagram. People on Facebook expect my witty comments now that they are accustomed to my charm and wit. Then there’s oil changes, doctors appointments, car washes and putting air in my tires. Im currently trying to find a house or condo to purchase. Tracking down a responsive realtor has been an exhausting experience.
Dating? Yah right„ for one, I don’t feel like it. But really, I don’t have the time.Do I want to feign interest in some lying piece of shit dude when I barely have time to myself? No, NO I do not. Oh well. I know that Im not the only one with this problem. I just need to simplify things. Ughhh.
Boxes
I feel like I dont fit in anywhere.. Ive felt that way my entire life.
Who am I? I dont know.
(Source: crucialpizza)
This was not that long ago. July 2010 I think. I would like to have my flat stomach back.
TMI
TMI means too much information. And right now, I have information overload. You see, Im trying to lose 10-15lbs for the first time in my life, and its maddening.
For starters, I am a vegetarian and I have been for 18 years. Yep. No meat, no fast food, deli meats, philly cheese steaks, egg sandwiches- just no crap in general. Also I dont drink soda,I never eat out, I haven’t eaten a potato chip in I don’t know how long, I exercise regularly AND drink about a gallon of water a day.
For reasons beyond my control (goddamn medication), I now have weight to lose.
People are telling me ’ go low carb’. No, ‘go paleo’.. No, ‘go octo lovo mango tango’. WHAT??? Im already a vegetarian and I also have major hangups about the foods I am able to eat (I refuse to eat tofu, cottage cheese, tomatoes, peas etc) So sticking to a traditional diet is really difficult for me.
My plan? I’m going back to the way I have always eaten. More vegetables. Less bread and starches. I’m just making small tweaks. That’s it. My head is spinning and its just making everything too confusing.
My goal is to wear white this summer (I refuse to wear white while Im fat).
Thanks for the info everyone,I have learned a lot, but I’m just going to do this the way that never failed me in the past.
“Ask yourself-‘Just how stupid is that thing I’m about to say? Is it maybe stupid enough never to say it?’”
Rules. I like them.
I’m not one for craziness and anarchy. I like rules and defined boundaries and the like. For example, I just went to a nutritionist and now I know how many grams of protein, fiber and fat I should have every day in order to meet my goal of losing 15lbs. Having something to measure makes my goal seem achievable. If I fail, it is nobody’s fault but my own. Accountability is another thing I like. I am always accountable for my actions. Sadly, it seems more and more people these days have zero accountability.
Where did all the accountability go?
